Life Or Something Like It

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I don’t think it’s entirely fair, but it’s a good video none the less.

Staying in the ‘nest’ for a bit longer.

Good Wednesday.

Some real, some not, all awesome!

• Dude: so you know a guy called Tom?
• Me: yeah. Know a few why?
• Dude: my lass is always on about him. I think she's fucking him behind my back.
• Me: really. Who's your lass?
• Dude: the little lass dancing over there (he points to a pretty brunette).
• Me: oh Sara. Never knew she had a boyfriend. Congrats mate. (this all being said whilst edging towards the exit).
• Dude: I'm ben. What's your name?
• Me: Dave.
• Dude: fancy a drink mate?
• Me: why not. Was going to go and get some sleep before work tomorrow. And being a dentist is hard work mate.
• Dude: no way. You're not old enough!
• Me: I'm 32 in December mate.
• Dude: really?! Would never have guessed.
• Me: so how long you been seeing Sara?
• Dude: about 2 years now.
• Me: really? Wow.
• Dude: I live in Barnsley. So don't get over much.
• Me: ah I see.
• Dude: thinking about proposing this weekend.
• Me: (after spitting out some drink) you shouldn't rush into things mate. You don't know what she's done with this Tim guy.
• Dude: it's Tom.
• Me: whatever. Once a cheat always a cheat. And remember this Tim character might not have known that she was seeing someone. I mean you can't fault a guy if the lass doesn't say she's seeing someone can you?
• Dude: yeah I suppose. And his name is tom. But what do I do then? Quick she's coming over.
• Me: buy her a vodka fresh orange, and pretends nothings happened, and treat her like a princess. You never know she might not have fucked him. (smirk) and if she does admit it, forgive her, fuck her, then leave her.
• Dude: yeah I suppose, but it's a bit nasty though. Good choice on drink. It's her favourite.
• Me: really? Wow. Lucky. Gotta go now mate. See ya.
• Dude: see ya.
• Me: (walks out the door overhearing Sara ask the dude where 'tom' was going)
• Dude: little bastard.
• Names have been changed to protect the stupid. Well, all names bar mine. Lol.

Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright. I really really want to see how this will work.

Celebs still holding onto their ‘hard 9’ status. Well done ladies ;)

Grem’s new housemate!

I would have called it ‘The best there is’.

I personally can’t wait for the 3DS, and i will wave mine in front of Hitler’s face!

I want a Mini Scooter E!!!