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I don’t think it’s entirely fair, but it’s a good video none the less.

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Staying in the ‘nest’ for a bit longer.

Staying in the ‘nest’ for a bit longer.

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Good Wednesday.

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Some real, some not, all awesome!

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  • Dude: so you know a guy called Tom?
  • Me: yeah. Know a few why?
  • Dude: my lass is always on about him. I think she's fucking him behind my back.
  • Me: really. Who's your lass?
  • Dude: the little lass dancing over there (he points to a pretty brunette).
  • Me: oh Sara. Never knew she had a boyfriend. Congrats mate. (this all being said whilst edging towards the exit).
  • Dude: I'm ben. What's your name?
  • Me: Dave.
  • Dude: fancy a drink mate?
  • Me: why not. Was going to go and get some sleep before work tomorrow. And being a dentist is hard work mate.
  • Dude: no way. You're not old enough!
  • Me: I'm 32 in December mate.
  • Dude: really?! Would never have guessed.
  • Me: so how long you been seeing Sara?
  • Dude: about 2 years now.
  • Me: really? Wow.
  • Dude: I live in Barnsley. So don't get over much.
  • Me: ah I see.
  • Dude: thinking about proposing this weekend.
  • Me: (after spitting out some drink) you shouldn't rush into things mate. You don't know what she's done with this Tim guy.
  • Dude: it's Tom.
  • Me: whatever. Once a cheat always a cheat. And remember this Tim character might not have known that she was seeing someone. I mean you can't fault a guy if the lass doesn't say she's seeing someone can you?
  • Dude: yeah I suppose. And his name is tom. But what do I do then? Quick she's coming over.
  • Me: buy her a vodka fresh orange, and pretends nothings happened, and treat her like a princess. You never know she might not have fucked him. (smirk) and if she does admit it, forgive her, fuck her, then leave her.
  • Dude: yeah I suppose, but it's a bit nasty though. Good choice on drink. It's her favourite.
  • Me: really? Wow. Lucky. Gotta go now mate. See ya.
  • Dude: see ya.
  • Me: (walks out the door overhearing Sara ask the dude where 'tom' was going)
  • Dude: little bastard.
  • Names have been changed to protect the stupid. Well, all names bar mine. Lol.
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Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright. I really really want to see how this will work.

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"It isn’t what they say about you, it’s what they whisper."

- EF regarding me ;)
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Celebs still holding onto their ‘hard 9’ status. Well done ladies ;)

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Grem’s new housemate!

Grem’s new housemate!

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"I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can’t accept not trying."

- Michael Jordan
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"The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren’t in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend."

- Terry Hoitz
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I would have called it ‘The best there is’.

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I personally can’t wait for the 3DS, and i will wave mine in front of Hitler’s face!

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I want a Mini Scooter E!!!

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Must watch.